Weed Wacker

On November 13th our class went to see the Chelsea Galleries in the City. In one of the galleries there was so much nudity in each portrait that I just wanted to go to a local store and buy a weed whacker so the paintings looked half way decent. I distinctly remember that one portrait shot had a garden setting. The garden was well trimmed and did not any weed in sight. Right when you look at what the center of the portrait is about hell breaks loose. There is a women bending down nude who looks like she has not shaved for decades. It was so disgusting that I actually told everyone "I need a weed wacker to take the hair off of that women!" My classmates and teachers thought I was just joking, but I was actually seri0us. It should be a law to shave before taking a nude shot because now I am scared for the rest of my life!