Fairy

Skipping like a fairy

..............feel very gay

...........................................but, I don't care

because I'm the best fairy alive!

..............to qualify as a fairy

........................you must follow these 10 commandments.

#1: Your wings must be cleaned and sprinkled with "special fairy dust" at least twice a day.

#2: You have to wax your entire body minus top of the head at least once a week. Have you ever seen a hairy fairy?

#3: Find a mate who completes you

#4: Do not be afraid of being a social outcast. The big secret is that those who mock and ridicule fairies are just jealous because they can't fly.

#5: Never use the word "fly" in public because you may offend a useless human being who can't fly.

#6: Once a year fairies must take flying lessons to learn new tricks and ways to prevent falling onto the ground.

#7: Exercise daily to stay fit. Why do you think pigs can't fly?

#8: Have enthusiasm! Enthusiasm is crucial in being a fairy. Look at Tinker Bell for example. She was alway cheerful and enthusiastic when talking to Peter Pan.

#9: Under any circumstances do not pass gas, or burp. Fairies are creatures who have high standards for manners.

#10: Always let a human go before you. Their race doesn't fully grasp the concept of manners. Stupid, pesky humans!