Worst Morning Ever!

Today I proceeded to wake up and get ready for school. I am a morning person so it is not much of a problem for me to get up and going. I proceeded to do my regular routine of making my peanut butter and jelly sandwich. PLOP! I missed putting the two bread slices together and the slice of bread with peanut butter on it got onto the table. UGH! I do it again and succeeded. Thank God! But that's just the beginning of the mortifying madness. I put my sandwich in paper bags usually but today I decided to use plastic instead. As I placed the sandwich and banana for lunch into the plastic bag I felt a liquid on my hands that was not viscous or anything, but just felt strange flowing across my hands. I smelt the liquid on my hands and as soon as my hand was three inches from my nose. My nose hairs jutted out from the noxious smell and my face contorted from the malodorous stench. It reeked of fish guts that smelt like it was in the plastic bag for decades. So I decided to not make lunch and take money today. Thankfully, my favorite, most wonderful, inspirational, and caring teacher Mike (I'm not brown-nosing, I'm telling the truth =]) bought us food to eat for lunch!